It Takes Balls by Josh Wolf

Author:Josh Wolf [Wolf, Josh]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781455511693
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2013-03-18T16:00:00+00:00

P.P.S. The last bachelor party somebody asked me to plan was in Seattle, and I called a woman whose classified ad read, “I’ll wrestle you…” Her deal was that she came over, got naked, and threw people around for half an hour. How did she throw people around, you ask? She was 6′1″, 220 pounds, that’s how. I had hired a stripper also but I thought we’d bring out the wrestler first to really get the party started. We blindfolded my buddy, sat him down on a chair in the living room, and asked him if he was ready.

“I’m so ready for this,” he said. “You have no idea.”

Yes, I did. As a matter of fact, I was looking forward to it more than he was. I wish I could explain the look on my friend’s face when he saw this giant naked woman standing in front of him because it truly was something I’d never seen before. He didn’t take his eyes off her and all he said was, “Why did you do this?”

After that, the woman basically beat the shit out of him with her titties and sat on his head for thirty minutes. It was an awesome experience and one I highly recommend to anyone planning a bachelor party and willing to lose a friend. I didn’t actually lose him as a friend and he did get me back by putting a fucking snake in my bed. I have to admit, the video from that was hilarious. I screamed like an eight-year-old, leaped out of my bed, and ran into the closed door. Not my finest hour.

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